How many rolls of tissue is sufficient to give as a wedding gift?

I have it on good authority from the groom that the marriage will not last past 5 years, so I was just wondering how many rolls is good enough for a marriage lasting that long.
Also, is putting their engagement photo on every sheet just to much effort or not? I don’t want to go overboard with my gift.

dont put their faces on the sheets, its too much trouble. so i would say about 90 rolls atleast, wait are we talking 2 ply? 90 rolls should cover them.

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3 Responses to “How many rolls of tissue is sufficient to give as a wedding gift?”

CC on July 27th, 2009 at 8:41 pm

What the hell are you talking about
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Christina B on July 27th, 2009 at 9:23 pm

dont put their faces on the sheets, its too much trouble. so i would say about 90 rolls atleast, wait are we talking 2 ply? 90 rolls should cover them.
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n7ybn on July 27th, 2009 at 9:44 pm

So you want to give them enough rolls to last their entire marriage, or what?

Why would the groom already be saying it will not last five years?

If it isn’t going to be for a lifetime, why bother giving them a gift at all?
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