Woman one liners.?
1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it
take to do the dishes? Both of them.
2. Why don’t women blink during foreplay? They don’t have time.
3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Not
one will stop to ask directions.
4. What do men and [...]
This isn’t all of it!
“Tom, time for your Senior year of high school!” Mother yelled from the top of the stairs.
Tom threw his pillow on the floor and sat up in bed, literally ripping his hair out.
“I hate school, I hate the world, I hate people, and mostly life.” He said out load.
“Tom! GET UP!” [...]
1)Grabbing for breath
Tears erupt through her constricted pupils
Marking her cheeks with splashes of black liner
Holding on to the rail she stumbles, her teeth
Glisten in the white sun
As she clenches for her tightened muscles
She begs him to stop, screaming out
Through an ear deafening explosion, but
Fingers like stale noodles grapple mercilessly at her pits
She grabs for her [...]
2004 CHEVROLET SILVERADO 2500 Sanford FL
407-321-0660
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3455 South Orlando Drive
Sanford, FL 32773
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1)Tickled
Tears erupt through her constricted pupils
Marking her cheeks with splashes of black liner
Holding on to the rail she stumbles, her teeth
Glisten in the white sun
As she clenches for her tightened muscles
She begs him to stop, screaming out
Through an ear deafening explosion, but
Fingers like stale noodles grapple mercilessly at her pits
She grabs for her breath, helpless
Pleading [...]
The Male Point System
In the world of romance, one single rule applies:
Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes, and you get points.
Do something she dislikes, and points are subtracted.
You don’t get any points for doing something she expects…Sorry, that’s the way the game is played.
Here’s a guide to the point system.
Simple Duties:
You make the bed [...]
Useless Facts
For every human being on earth, there are about 200 million insects.
The harmonica is the world’s most popular instrument.
By the time they are 65 years old, most Americans have watched more than nine years worth of television.
The puck in ice hockey can travel at up to 118 mph (190 km/h).
If you stretched all the [...]
Malouf Ford Lincoln Mercury
Route 1 & Commerce Road
North Brunswick, NJ 08902
732-951-0300
2009 Ford F-150 Styleside
19,548 Miles
http://www.maloufford.com
VIN – 1FTRW14879FA23474
Malouf Ford Lincoln Mercury knows you want more than just a car. You have a purpose for your vehicle. Check out this Silver/Rental 2009 Ford F-150 Styleside, equipped with an 8 Cyl. engine and an automatic transmission [...]
Simple Duties:
You make the bed +1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -1
You leave the toilet seat up -5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it’s empty 0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex -1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly [...]
Simple Duties:
You make the bed +1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows 0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets -1
You leave the toilet seat up -5
You replace the toilet-paper roll when it’s empty 0
When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex -1
When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly [...]
